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Welcome to Roy's Homepage!
Hey Gang! Roy here. Pick a character above to view their comics. Thanks for checking out my page. Well lemme tell you a little about myself. My birthday is April 2th. This year I'm hoping to get an upgrade system for my space rocket.
My best friend is Hypnotist. He's a pretty wiley guy, always trying to trick people. He even thinks he can hypnotize you. Whatever!!! My other best bud is my dog, Three Leg. We hang out a lot.
Last but not least, you should check out my hottie girlfriend, Patty. I'm still not quite sure why she likes me. But Hypnotist swears he had nothing to do with it.
Check out my comics below! Don't forget to Milk Vote!
 | The Bad Sermon - Hypnotist makes a list of all the things wrong with his pastor's last sermon |
 | Zig-Zag Line - Roy breaks the rules at McGrumbles (he must have been reeeeeally hungry) |
 | The Look - Roy and Patty have a little fight |
 | A Dicey Game - The gang enjoys an evening of fun with their favorite board game |
 | Pre-Engagement - Roy shares his romantic expertise with his best buddy |
 | R-Kade Fun - The gang heads out to the local arcade for games and prizes. |
 | Double Digits - Roy has a rough morning until he gets his breakfast. |
 | Reading Roys Mail - While Escapee and Roy are coloring, they notice something is missing. Perhaps the answer can be found in Roy's mailbox! |
 | Accura-C - Math is not for everyone. Roy comforts Hypnotist on his school grades. |
 | Preserving Productivity - When Hypnostist haggles Roy about getting the fort done, they discover a more efficient way to work... |
 | The Cloning Machine - Roy has always wanted his very own cloning machine. Red noses, curly hair, sculptured balloons, juggling balls, unicycles... what could go wrong? |
 | Trading Love - Roy and Patty trade remarks of love, or remarks of something... |
 | Lighter Than Air - Roy takes flight again, soaring so high that he sees something never seen before... |
 | Dannon (R) Water - Dannon (R) has a new brand of bottled water called Pure Life. It must be begging for a joke... |
 | Proof Reading - Hypnotist could use a little help when it comes to school work. So Roy gives him a hand. |
 | Fun and Games - What would you do with a loaf of bread? Roy decides to start a fun game, until... |
 | Borrow Your Own Log - Never one to take up journaling, Hynotist shows his disdain for his latest homework assignment. |
 | Broken Shower - Roy experiences one of the joys of home-ownership when Hypnotist announces the broken shower. |
 | Lent Gone Wrong - The gang experiments with various religious observances of the season of Lent. |
 | Ice Cream Headache - Too many samples make for one wicked headache. Luckily, the ice cream Guy has a suggestion for Roy. |
 | Lamen-tating - Hypnotist shows Roy a few tricks for keeping his Bible in mint condition. |
 | Chicken Knife - Another hypnotism sends Roy and Escapee on a healthy snack run. |
 | Dead Plant - Saddened by the sight of his dying plant, Roy decided to end its misery. |
 | Dont Over-Do It - Roy searches for hidden truth in what Escapee has to say. |
 | Intentional Words - No one likes to sound stupid. So Roy decides to be more intentional about the things he says. |
 | Melonade Sale - Some things remain constant, like the summer time call for Melonade. But the going rate seems to be changing these days. |
 | Big Fight - Hypnotist offers Roy comfort after a big fight with Patty. |
 | Army of Snowmen - Roy reveals his war tactics when he recruits Escapee and Three Leg to help him build an army. |
 | Senior Moments - Do they make junior moments too? I can hardly wait until I'm old, when speed limits are no longer a challenge and when my health insurance actually pays off! |
 | Paper Cut - No matter how long I type, the finger peck method still seems to work best for me. But for Julius, well, nothing works quite right. |
 | Lost Key Philosophy - Don't you hate it when you lose your keys? Perhaps Roy can help you find them... |
 | Healthy Donuts - Roy shares his dieting tips for enjoying healthy donuts. See if your favorite donut is healthy! |
 | Validate Your Face - After a hypnosis goes wrong, Hypnotist threatens to make an impression on Roy. |
 | Speakers Convention - When Roy gets his big chance to give a speech, he quickly gets haggled by the questions of the audience. |
 | Valentines Surprise - Roy decided to spice things up a little bit this V-Day by asking Hypnotist for help with ideas. Out comes the magic trunk! |
 | Nice Growl - Even though Roy's an expert trainer (and has already taught Three Leg to get melonade from the frij), he experiences some puppy problems. |
 | National Barefoot Day - You know you have that one pair of socks that always makes your feet smelly... so why don't you throw them away? |
 | Frequent Flyer - The boys finally cash in all those miles they earned from credit card purchases (mostly pizza). But mid-flight, they bump into a weighty problem. |
 | Kite Crash - A kite crash calamity causes Hypnotist to divulge his real estate investments. |
 | Sweetest Fort Ever - Hammer, nails, duct tape, and some W-D 50... that's all a boy needs to build the sweetest fort ever. Well, maybe also a sign that says 'No girls allowed!' |
 | Calendar Complications - Roy and Escapee discuss the complexities of the modern calendar... that's pronounced CAL-en-DAR, not derrrrrrrrr... I just love pa-HONE-ics. |
 | I Can Explain - Every boy has a little mischief in him. Some just have more than others. The trick is being able to explain it all away when you get caught... |
 | Psychotic Barber - As if it's even necessary, but Hypnotist convinces Roy that he must take everything literally. If hair could speak, would it cry during a hair cut? |
 | Ten For Ten - Don't be fooled. The ten for ten sale does not require you to purchase all ten items... unless of course they're chips. Then you should get as many as you can fit in your cart (and on your scooter)! |
 | Free Samples - If you're like me, when you see the sign that says 'Free Samples' you're trying to think of a way to get as many samples as possible. Circling around generally does the trick for me. Just don't get caught! |
 | Walkie Rockies - When I was boy, I used to lay on the ground in my backyard, trying to listen for noises beneath the earth. No, I didn't do it last week! The ground isn't the only thing that talks. |
 | Crisp Snow - Nothing beats a snow day - those early mornings listening to the radio to hear if your school is listed as closed. Here Roy enjoys his first snowfall of the season. |
 | Baking Surprise - Roy loves the smell of Patty's cooking. But it leads him on an unexpected path... upstairs. |
 | Plentiful Harvest - Hypnotist hires helpers to respond to the 'few workers' line in Matthew 9. |
 | Roy Takes Flight - They say you can find anything on the internet. Have you found anything as cool as Klimgod? |
 | Laptop Trouble - Roy calls in tech support when his laptop goes on the fritz... |
 | Camel Rides - Roy and Eddy team up in their first non-multi-level MLM... |
 | No Sneezing In Church - Have you ever been overwhelmed by the need to sneeze, yet found yourself in a place where silence was recommended? Personally, I've never been able to develop the skill of sneezing quietly. But if it happens in church, well then, God bless me. :) |
 | Dancing At The Table - The whole sing-and-dance thing for your birthday is so embarassing. So why do we do it? Here's Hypnostist's alternative to dancing at the table... |
 | Eddy - My Pet Camel - Introducing Eddy. You've seen him in the character introduction for some time now. Here he is in his debut comic! |
 | Abduction of Hypnotist - Ever wonder what Hynotist would look like in a full-body alien suit? Ya, me either. Nevertheless, here's a Halloween preview for you... |
 | Space Adventure - Mission 1 - Every boy dreams of being an astronaut (or cosmonaut, for those friends of ours in Russia). For some, their imagination can take them to whole new worlds. For others... well, they get all washed up. |
 | Wise and Mighty Guru - If you could get the answer to any question in the world, what would you ask? Maybe not the same thing as Roy... |
 | The Hip Gotee - The Hipnotist grows a hip gotee. Now everyone wants one! Whoever said it's not cool to get hairy?!? |
 | Find The Sugar - Patty and Roy have their first shopping experience together... based on real life events. |
 | T-Bone Cereal - Find out what Hypnotist has been ordering from eBay... |
 | Roy Cries HIPAA - HIPAA is the collection of government policies that regulate the confidentiality and security of your personal health information, special thanks to the Clinton administration. |
 | Takin A Test - Who do you think is the bigger math wiz, Roy or Escapee? |
 | Noise Ordinance - Scalping free tickets here... Few people realize it, but this was the comic from which the name Klimgod was derived. Do you see it? |
 | Three Leg Gets Udders - Definitely one of my favorites. Every time I read this one, it gives me a chuckle. |
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